As you enter our school, we’ll overwhelm you with giant Union Jacks or American flags.

That's just our "prestige" touch to pretend we hold a magic wand to implant English in your brain. Spoiler: we don’t.

You're here because your English is a mess. We get it. But first, we put you on a pointless "language assessment" with dull questions.

We do that at fee, and a smile to make you feel inadequate. You're welcome! :)

After that, get ready for soul-crushing, irrelevant grammar lessons you'll forget instantly.

And honestly, we barely use half of it ourselves, but it sounds complex, so it must be legit! right?

Enroll Now at the World’s Most '' Prestigious'' Language School – Where You'll Learn Fluent english in Just 6 overpriced Payments!

You'll just fall in love with our outdated teachers, repeating, “Learning a language takes time” so you’ll stick around and pay us for two years.

Our teachers are CELTA certified, meaning we trained them in all the slow, careful methods of teaching English.

They were eager for a job, and lucky for them, we offered one!

And YOU get to experience those classes until you realize they might not work. But we’re hoping you won’t know too quickly!

Introducing the Latest in ''Education experts'' Teachers Who Promise Fluency, But Only in Your Dreams!

We've totally cracked the code on how to measure your English skills, because, everyone wants to know exactly how "good" or "bad" their English is.

So, we came up with this absolutely groundbreaking system with 6 "levels"—A1, A2, B1, B2, C1, C2.

Yeah, we don't really know what separates B1 and B2, and if we're being honest if you use ''C1 level vocabulary'' you will sound cringe and people will think you're weird.

And guess what? You must pay us upfront a minimum of 20,000 DA for each level.

If we're lucky, you won't realize the scam until we've drained your wallet.

Fun fact: 60 to 70% of students quit within the first 6 months, but we'll gladly take your money for overpriced "prestige" lessons.

And, you'll leave feeling duped yet convinced we're legit—bravo to us!

Oh, one more thing, did we mention that there are no refunds, of course. Genius, right?

Pay Big, Learn a little, and Don’t Even Think About a Refund!

So Join Our 'Prestigious' Language School – Just Don’t Expect to Learn much!

For more details, email:

Learnenglish@scamschool.money

Or call: 666 666 6666 (looks familiar?)